Top 10 Things Mitt Romney Is Thinking In These Pre-Fight Photos

In case you missed it, we reported earlier that Mitt Romney is set to face Evander Holyfield in a three-round celebrity boxing exhibition (because we’ve literally run out of ways to raise money for charity).

Well, tomorrow is that day.

And because no good boxing match is without a weigh-in to help build anticipation for the fight, today Romney and Holyfield staged an event to make sure they are both still nowhere near the same weight the day before the fight.

Nonetheless, it is for a good cause. And we endorse raising money for charity.

Having said that, we also wanted to have a good time with the photos. So without further ado, here are the Top 10 Things Mitt Romney Is Thinking In These Photos from today’s weigh-ins.

 

1. “Upon Further Inspection, I’ve Made Huge Mistake”

We really hope they fight for real.

2. “Evander, Can You Keep A Secret? I Am Actually A Lover, Not A Fighter”

A delicate, gentle lover.

3. “And Then The Republican Party Said, ‘These Are The Guys Who Are Running For President In 2016′”

But which of them is going to end up VP?

4. “You Are… My Fiiiiiire. The One…. Deeeesiiiiiireee”

You are. YOU ARE. YOU AAAAARE!

5. “Oh. Yeah. Your Muscles Are Huge, I Immediately Regret This Decision”

And only this decision. All the other decisions have been spot on.

6. “If You Make It Through Me, You Face John McCain Next”

“And McCain won’t be as merciful.”

7. “… Tell Me Whyyyyyyyyyyyy”

The only heartbreak here will be if there’s no knockout.

8. “So Wait, Who’s Gonna Fight To Raise Money For The Medical Bills I Incur From This Fight?”

Just kidding, I’m SUUUUPER rich!

9. “… Cuz. I… Wannnnt. It. Thaaaattt…Wayyyyyyieee.”

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Let’s try and send messages to each other with our minds.

10. “Hey, This Is Already A Better Fight Than Mayweather/Pacquiao!”

Less product placement though.